I…
No shit, I would go liam neeson if anyone stole my phone.
LOLOLOL
I go liam neeson on simplest shit like my cat stealing my credit card.
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Never Read Tumblr Posts During Class
Posted by the-unspoken-introvert | Filed under at least i didn't fall asleep during class,awkward moments,i hope i dont sit next to that girl ever again,it really was awkawrd guys,laughing during class,oh geez I'm such a nerd,tumblr,
So today in my History class I was on tumblr and I completely ignored most of the lecture…oops…and well I came across one of those absolutely HILARIOUS posts and I nearly burst out laughing but I contained it and instead I just made a slightly loud squeak, so this girl sitting next to me turns to look at me like .___. with a dead serious look and that made my situation worse and I almost choked up because of how awkward the situation was getting so I just looked back down and proceeded to browse tumblr. The End.
Oh yea, the moral is, don’t read tumblr stuff during class because others will notice how much fun you’re having and they’ll know, they’ll know your having too much fun, too much for someone who should be paying attention during class like they’re supposed to.
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Posted by the-unspoken-introvert
i don’t get romney supporters who are “devout christians”
JESUS WANTED YOU TO FEED THE POOR
JESUS WANTED YOU TO CURE THE SICK
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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That one on the far right is the TURDIS
THE TURDIS
I CAN’T EVEN
I’m dying right now! THE TURDIS! Doctor Loo and his TURDIS:)
seriously every time I walk by a blue porta-potty I have to double take
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Posted by the-unspoken-introvert
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world
yeah but what if you got something like
yeah, but what if you got something like
Posted by the-unspoken-introvert
I was looking at this book with stuff about every religion and
what have we done
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